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GEORGE CARLIN - RELIGION



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You Are All Diseased - 1999. Eleventh George Carlin concert special.
BUT HE LOVES YOU AND HE NEEDS MONEY HOLY SHIT war, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and THE ICE CAPADES SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE SOMETHING IS FUCKED UP OFFICE TEMP WITH A BAD ATTITUDE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT MINDLESS, RELIGIOUS ROBOT MINDLESSLY A
ND AIMLESSLY AND BLINDLY BELIEVING THAT ALL OF THIS IS IN THE HANDS OF A SPOOKY, INCOMPETENT FATHER FIGURE WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE SUN IF I CAN SEE SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW, IT KIND OF HELPS THE CREDIBILITY ALONG SUN WORSHIP SPECIAL BUILDING WHERE WE ALL GATHER ONCE A WE
EK TO COMPARE CLOTHING I DON'T PRAY I WOULDN'T PRESUME ON OUR FRIENDSHIP IT'S NOT NICE AND NO WAY TO TREAT A FRIEND YOU KNOW, THE 1 WITH THE EYE PATCH AND THE CLUB FOOT WHAT ABOUT THE DIVINE PLAN? FINE, BUT IF IT'S GOD'S WILL AND HE'S GONNA DO WHAT HE WANTS TO ANYWAY, WHY THE FUCK BOTHER PRAYIN
G IN THE FIRST PLACE? IT'S ALL VERY CONFUSING I PRAY TO JOE PESCI IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH WITH A SIMPLE BASEBALL BAT IT'S ALL THE SAME 3 LITTLE PIGS LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD HUMPTY DUMPTY February 6, 1999 RELIGION IS BULLSHIT 1999 Comedy (Comedian George Carlin) # "Religion" # "Ther
e is No God"


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You sad, sexually ... ( 1 month ago by Immortalgrim)
You sad, sexually repressed, emotionally repressed religious people enjoy yourself and stop worshiping the manmade gods you've been deceived to serve the rich and powerful and they didn't even have to tell you directly they hire that child molesting priest to do that for them lol! that is why they call you the "common citizen" another term for ignorant, obedient, slaves I laugh at you eternally!
no santa doesent ... ( 1 month ago by hamisharn)
no santa doesent exist.if he did exist then people would be reporting all around the world every christmas he is there delivering preasents, it was a story made up for children. you cant prove or disprove god so why dedicate your life to religion?
maybe i need to be ... ( 1 month ago by hamisharn)
maybe i need to be more lenient towards religion, i mean some people really do need an imaginary friend to get through life.
give me your proof ... ( 1 month ago by bagpulainvarata)
give me your proof that santa doesn't exist, or shall i believe your word? saying give me proof that something doesn't exist, is the most fucking retarded thing in the world. bring proof of something that doesn't exist?hmm... you can bring proof that something exists, but you can't bring proof that something doesn't exist. maybe the pharaohs of egypt didn't exist, maybe the hiroglyphs are just stories...
lol ( 1 month ago by giggles1987)
lol
lol.. yeah... haha ( 1 month ago by giggles1987)
lol.. yeah... haha
your an idiot lol.. ... ( 1 month ago by bigcatz4455)
your an idiot lol....
you served it.. ( 1 month ago by bigcatz4455)
you served it..
jesuschristsaviour: ... ( 1 month ago by gabonicabitis)
jesuschristsaviour: "Now he is dead
 and atheists sure do worship him! weird!" that is a quite a statement coming from a christian
All that is going ... ( 1 month ago by 7Christian)
All that is going on murder, disease, hunger etc is due to sin. Due to whats going on in the world HIS RETURN IS VERY SOON.
II Timothy 3:2 "There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves,lovers of money, boastful,proud,abusive,disobedient to their parents,ungrateful,unholy,without love,unforgiving,slanderous,without self-control,brutal,not lovers of good, treacherous,rash,conceited,lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God-"
George Carlin has ... ( 1 month ago by Esuric86)
George Carlin has confused corrupted religion created by power hungry evil men with that of true spirituality and understanding of God.
100% agree with you ... ( 1 month ago by amirr84)
100% agree with you...
hahahahahahaha "... ... ( 1 month ago by ohmyfsm)
hahahahahahaha "...but he loves you"
brilliant!!!
theres an invisible ... ( 3 weeks ago by Sasukesmine78)
theres an invisible man that lives in the sky that watches everything you do!
man i wish he was still here.
religion is bullshit ( 3 weeks ago by T3KNOLOG3)
religion is bullshit
5:30 ( 3 weeks ago by Lanzaer)
5:30
7:00 - 7:10. ... ( 3 weeks ago by demetriuscastor)
7:00 - 7:10. brilliant deduction
totally ( 3 weeks ago by Sasukesmine78)
totally
Well said. ( 3 weeks ago by L1025)
Well said.
Maybe you're right, ... ( 3 weeks ago by FuManBoobs)
Maybe you're right, but when has the world been different to that? That's not "the last days" due to God. Thats "always" due to man. The only people who can sort it out is us...although if it somehow turns out God is real I'll happily burn in hell if it means all these assholes have to join me!
if he is going to ... ( 2 weeks ago by WHYCANTIFINDONE)
if he is going to heaven.
i think i'd rather go to that place before the punchline "but he loves you"
May the Sun and Joe ... ( 1 week ago by uomoqualunque)
May the Sun and Joe Pesci bless you, mr. Carlin.
Ah ah ah
Awesome!
"if there is a god ... ( 1 week ago by spartan917358)
"if there is a god may he strike me dead" unfortunately good sir you are deceased but its not from god, its from medical issues not some sudden smiting, looks like he's right
the part when he ... ( 2 days ago by nypron)
the part when he says "He needs money!!" makes sense because going to church and seeing people give away so much money because of this bullshit religion. It shakes my head...



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